Behind The Curtain

"Try and penetrate with our limited means the secrets of nature and you will find that, behind all the discernible concatenations, there remains something subtle, intangible and inexplicable." — Albert Einstein

Sally Forth

"There are only three things
to be done with a woman.
You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature." — Lawrence Durrell

There is a fourth option:
you may simply leave her as she is

That’s likely the best option, really.